Apologies in advance for the terrible rhymes but after a week of absurdity in Parliament I had to comment.

Peter (Dunne), Peter (Dunne), Speed Repeater

Peter, Peter, Speed repeater

Knew the limit but couldn’t keep it

Broke the law twice in one day

Don’t do as he does, do as he says

Simple (David) Seymour

Simple Seymour saw a MP

Going up the stairs

Said Simple Seymour to the MP

“What bill do you have there?”

Said the MP unto Seymour

“Show me first your consistency”

Said Simple Seymour to the MP

“Indeed I have not any”

(Andrew) Little, Boy Red

Little boy red, come blow your horn

The Hotel is in Niue, the trust is offshore

Where is the boy who looks after the sheeple?

He’s away planning strategy at a weekend retreat.

Speaker, Speaker

Speaker, Speaker, go away

Come back to parliament another day

Little Johnny (Key) wants to play